sabertoothwalrus:

birbologist:

my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

fembutchboygirl:

rotsuko:

is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags

How has this comic made such a groundbreaking cultural impact without getting over 40k notes

kawaiite-mage:

olibavee:

oh sorry

subrosadraco:

jupiter-suggestion:

consider the sperm whale and the squid. an ancient rivalry that dates back millions of years. we know the whales eat the squids. we know the squids do not make it easy for them. we know this because of the scars the whales carry, scars on the outside of their body, and on the inside as well. how badly must you want something to endure wounds inside your mouth? inside your gut?

consider the whale, who is harmed by what sustains her. consider the squid, whose flesh is soft and delicious but refuses to go down easy.

This post is about lactose intolerance I can smell it.

transfem-juice:

typhus-andronicus:

discovered an intriguing network of pornbots which appear to be repeatedly reblogging this picture of butter between themselves

I love all of these

whyamionlyabletouse32characters:

whyamionlyabletouse32characters:

why does evwrythng sucks

the world is so beautiful through your eyes,,,,,

pupyjpeg:

pupyjpeg:

This site has truly been liberating (exhausting, aggravating) in exposing me, every day, to the deeply challenging yet ultimately necessary idea that literally every single communist out there is going to have at least one idea you think is monumentally fucking stupid and wrong even if you agree with every single other facet of their politics. Every single one of them. And yet we keep going. Through gritted teeth.

You should be able to mentally list off each one of your friends and political allies with at least one idea of theirs you think is totally back-asswards plum fucking stupid. And then you should be able to smile lovingly (or wince, whatever) and go right back to doing good work. If this bothers you or you mistakenly think you all agree on absolutely everything then, friend, you are now or later in for a bad time, I promise you that.

sparrow-va:

captainabby:

every time I get a message that just says “oh?” my next thought is always “pokemon egg hatching”

same flavor that causes my brain to always follow up “very nice” with “Now let’s see Paul Allen’s card”

bentothuglife:

Source

riverpiracy:

i personally love how the ads on this site oscillates between facebook targeted advertising for your hamfaced uncle who buys anti-balding pills and tendercore stickers of stolen memes peddled by one singular cringe guy who you can personally contact and will make vent posts on the official merch page if you’re too mean to him

skinwalkr:

hi guys :) heres my growing collection of taylor swift deepfaked on to monkeys

hustlerose:

garfieldsbones:

hustlerose:

i can teach you

t-teach me.. what??

k64corruptions:

sqwick:

sqwick:

sqwick:

sqwick:

Anime studios need to strike next

Down with seasonal anime down with overconsumption down with every series regardless of how complex needing to be boiled down to fit into 12 episodes

there’s just too many shows

too many shows and they’re coming out at such an unprecedented rate that we can’t even fully appreciate them. and I KNOW that people are slaving away in unethical work conditions to make them, all so that nobody can even remember them, no matter how lovingly crafted or beautiful they really are